On Why the Jews Need Geraldo

Author: JeannieM

Date: May 22, 2003

by JeannieM
5-22-03
Skippy and Sophie ponder Geraldo's Return to his Jewish roots.
Hey, Sophie. Did you hear that Geraldo is going back to his Jewish roots?
Yes, Skippy, I believe I did hear that. He's marrying a young Jewish woman and that's what changed his mind, I suspect.
Well, I heard that he said it was time to go back to his Jewish roots because the Jews need him!
Well, that is sure interesting. Wonder exactly what they need him for?
Well, Jewish Comedians are a dime a dozen, so that can't be it!
Hummm. Well, I don't expect there are a lot of Jewish-Puerto Rican Comedians, so perhaps that's it!