I had a dog! His name was Skip! Fuck me hard.

Author: JediBumMaster

Date: April 29, 2002

by JediBumMaster
4-29-02
See Clyde. See Jane. Clyde wifes Jane.
I am Clyde.
I am Clyde's wife, Jane.
Wife Jane, may we have now hot passionate sex?
Well, I would...except...
Except what?
Well...it's just that lately I've noticed...you only have one facial expression. And me...I have 6. You're holding me back. I think we need a divorce.