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by JediBumMaster
2-19-02
Having ingested his nutmeg, Chris focuses on a mindless meditation, if for no other reason than to shome himself the image of a drug user.
ouais...ouais...ouais
Hallucinations are inevitable.
...o...uais...
Now you've done it. His mind has snapped.
what the fuck?

 

by JediBumMaster
2-19-02
After saving his comic, Chris stumbles upon a realization in his brain; a realization found in his brain like gold found in the remains of a 6-year forest fire.
what the fuck is a shome?
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uh...
I will wait patiently for his answer.
Tune in to next strip for the exciting conclusion!
uh...
Can hallucinations have thought bubbles, anyway?

 

by JediBumMaster
2-19-02
Chris's quest to find the meaning of the word "shome" is finally completed.
i have no fucking clue
Having defeated his demons, Chris hallucinates the death of a hallucinated little girl.
sweet...
AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!
Chris suddenly misses the little girl.
oh, jesus fucking christ

 

by JediBumMaster
2-19-02
Chris finds himself faced with a new hallucination
what the fuck do you want?
I am one of your many and varied inner demons! I will confront you with horrific truths you can't face without drugs!
what kinda truths?
You are a fuck-up whose life is spiraling downward to eventual destruction; drug addiction; homelessness; depression!
really?
Nah...I'm just fuckin' with you.

 

by JediBumMaster
2-19-02
Chris's sanity is saved only by his hallucination's bowel movements.
sweet.
Gotta take a shit!
It seems another imaginary being intends to torment Chris.
fuck, not again
There is a moment of awkward silence.

 

by JediBumMaster
4-29-02
I am an Asian!
Howdy. I am a cowboy.
We Asians can learn to live in peace with cowboys!
Cowboys do not like Asians. Giddyap! Perhaps you could come work in my salt mine.
Asians can be clowns.
A clown killed my father. Yee-haw!

 

by JediBumMaster
4-29-02
Boom! Kerpow!
Smash!

 

by JediBumMaster
4-29-02
See Clyde. See Jane. Clyde wifes Jane.
I am Clyde.
I am Clyde's wife, Jane.
Wife Jane, may we have now hot passionate sex?
Well, I would...except...
Except what?
Well...it's just that lately I've noticed...you only have one facial expression. And me...I have 6. You're holding me back. I think we need a divorce.

 

by JediBumMaster
4-29-02
Dr. Kerouac improvises a haiku
The trees sing to me
I hear them moaning my name
Woah...that's deep...
They also moan "whore."
Yes!! I'm one step closer to being naked with you!

 

by JediBumMaster
4-29-02
Where the fuck? You're mine! Eazy!
IC!!! MooooRJE? No.
Pnis!
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Slob!
DMX!!! DXM!!! XMD!!! XML!!! VB.NET!!! WHERE DID YOU GO? SAT ON THe couch DRINK and SMOKE ...coming right at us...shoot it!...not yet. i WaNt To StUdY iTs HaBiTs
printf("Helo, world! Backslash! n!");
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worst part YOU'RE NOT REALLY

 

by JediBumMaster
4-29-02
We can not have dimensions less than three, for in dimension 0 there is nothing and if we must have something to exist. In dimensions 1 and 2, we are still nothing in two or one dimensions respectivel
...y, therefore we do not exist. We can not have more than 3 because that would be overfilling space.
In other words,
We can't have fewer than 3 dimensions, because then we would have too few dimensions.
...and we can't have more than three, because then we would have too meny dimensions!
I didn't even make that shit up.
For more pearls of wisdom, check out http://users.erols.com/jonwill/utopiabook.htm!!

 

by JediBumMaster
5-01-02
I bought you some pseudoephedrine hydrochloride!
What the fuck? You're on on CPM. I'm sure of it.
Yeah? Well, you have feet for ears!
You're a fucking snowman!!! Snowman!!! Snowman!!!
We can't stop here!
This is bat country!

 

by JediBumMaster
5-27-02
Hey man. I once was lost, but now I'm found. Can you tell me which way to go to get to the crucifix?
OH JESUS!!!!!!! YOU'RE THAT GUY WHO SOMETIMES PUT NAILS IN HIS HEAD!
yES, THAT'S RIGHT. YOUR OLD PAL JBM THINKS HE'S JESUS.
Maybe he overdid it? Haha! Not likely!
Back to you, Tom.
Thank you, Wendy.

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