The Mad Scientist Dr. Kerouac Composes A Haiku

Author: JediBumMaster

Date: April 29, 2002

by JediBumMaster
4-29-02
Dr. Kerouac improvises a haiku
The trees sing to me
I hear them moaning my name
Woah...that's deep...
They also moan "whore."
Yes!! I'm one step closer to being naked with you!