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by JediKiller
4-05-02
Death Becomes you
Oh now benny, see what you've done to the world!
I'm sorry randall, I just wanted to play a game
friends?
*sigh* Well I guess I'd better get started on fixing this place up...
stupid world, it had it comming if you asked me
abandonment
Oh God the HUMANITY, why Must I be born to Suffer???
Sorry you dumb fuck I've had enough of your shit, I'm leaving...

 

by JediKiller
4-05-02
Benny, what is this Letter from the Horny grandmother assoc.
I thought maybe I'd help you get a date, seeing as how your bed never gets any action..
Why are you always pulling this crap on me, don't you realize what it does to me???
Yeah hopefully you'll finally finish the suicide job you're always talking about
I will one of these days, you just wait asshole! Then you wont have me to pick on anymore
Are you gonna eat that?

 

by JediKiller
4-05-02
What is this letter from the Dept. Of Defense?
Oh I wrote a letter stating your home was a bunker for Anthrax, hehe
Holy Shit My house!! What the fuck did you do that for???
This is awesome, there really is nobody more pathetic than you
I can't belive how much you love torturing me,
Yeah well at least you have legs you prick

 

by JediKiller
4-05-02
Well the old dumbass, finally went and killed himself, oh well good riddance...
Ahh final peace and comfort, goodbye life of torment and torture hello death
Now what the hell is this place?
Welcome to the Domain of the DARK LORD, hahahahah you will now meet the worst torment and torture ever devised!! HAHAHAHA
Is there a way to die after Death?
Welcome to my world haha, oh hey wait you're bigger than I thought... Umm I don't think this is going to work after all

 

by JediKiller
4-05-02
Evertime I come close to getting something I really want YOU always Mess it up for me!! Why do you do this? WHY
Because its fun to watch you in pain, or maybe its because you have legs and I don't, who knows
Well this is it this time, This time I'm really gonna end it all
Oh finally, can I have your Stereo?
ack ick the life is fading from me ......
I'll make sure to bury you naked! HAHAHA

 

by JediKiller
4-05-02
Overjoyed
Oh I can't belive my incredible LUCK, this is the greatests news ever!.. And no more Benny to deal with.. Fantastic!
Yes My Loyal king, let us procede to our home planet... OH Feces! Look out for that!
Trapped
What What is it?
ITs the Evil King Benny BOT we're going down!!!
futility
Benny why did you do that to me! I was going to be their king! And rule and finnaly know happiness....
Dumbass you woulnd't have been happy anways, plus you need to make my dinner.... Now carry me home my arms are tired...

 

by JediKiller
4-05-02
So lets see this statement says I end up in hell for eternity for my mortal sin of suicide...
Yes yes yes, but you see its just that we are out of room right now and well you're much bigger than I expected..
Look Dark Lord or whatever, I died I'm in hell its better than life up there with Benny Now find me a place to stay!
Look bud its like I told you, Hell has no vacancies, try heaven... They're a little pricier but the bathrooms are much cleaner.
So this is heaven how lame is that... Does anything ever go on over here?
Tell me about it, do you know how long I've been waiting like this?

 

by JediKiller
4-05-02
Ummm... Soo do you think you can bring my friend back?
Haha, well that should be a problem, word is Hell refused him, and heaven well they don't dig the suicidal types up there, If he were an N'Sync fan he'd be much more appreciated...
Well I only want him back because I need somebody to cook dinner and carry me around once in a while... Plus he's fun to torment..
here you go I'll send you two right back together just hold still you have a bug on your back...
POOF
Benny!! Oh God I thought I got out of Hell...
Holy Shit!! This wasn't what I expected.. .Oh well I hear they like N'Sync over here, I'm gonna go score with some underage chicks..

 

by JediKiller
4-05-02
Benny scores some play
So baby you like N'Sync? Well I could do you like that, I never met a girl like you,
Please don't try that crap on me...
Okay...So.... Uh.... What are you in for?
Wicked Jump rope accident, Its really a sad story...
Shot down...
I was touched by death, while trying to resurect my best friend...
Uhm.... Yah ok, I think I'm going to go wash my hair now, why don't you try to resurect yourself and get out of here ok...

 

by JediKiller
4-05-02
This place sucks, lets get out of here....
Well Benny, Hell is the only alternative and they're out of room right now...
What the fuck is happening now??
We can always make room for a man with no legs in Hell...Hahahaha
Who the fuck are you, am I supposed to be scared?
Oh geeze, he might be a tough nut to crack...

 

by JediKiller
4-05-02
Ok so, this is hell and a little prick like you is supposed to inspire fear in my heart?
In Time you will Call me Master just watch in amazment at my Splendor!!!
Poof
Uhm, yah actually it was a little chilly...
Burn you evil Sinner BURN BURN BURN...hahahahahaha
Bud I have no legs, I don't think anything you can do to me in here is going to be worse than my life was up there... Sorry I'm gonna go scout for chicks...
Am I losing it? Whats happend to me, I used to be so good at this...

 

by JediKiller
4-06-02
Searching...
All this brimestone is harsh on my Sinus's... Randall Randal.... RANDAL ARE YOU THERE?
Man all I really wanted was to blink out of existence, neither heavn nor hell can compensate me for my personal anguish...
Man those two whine more than I do... How about we give them life back, maybe after an lifetime of misery they'll see ths place isn't that bad...
Hey... you da boss man whatever you say....

 

by JediKiller
4-06-02
Reunion
Well asshole you got us brought back to lfie, but look where they put us, this isn't good at all!!
Hey quit bitchin, just get down low and crall this way dumbass...
lost...
Do you have any idea where we are going?? What the hell are you up to..
Yes not much furthur to home god you are such a whiner....
This isn't home at all I'm gonna go back to hell! and you stay away this time..
Goddamn you whine alot! Look if it'll make you any happier you can carry me the rest of the way...

 

by JediKiller
4-06-02
Reflection.....
Well Benny we finally got home, what have you learned from this whole death experience...
I've learned that underage chicks are easy.
Reality....
I learned that satan is a wimp, God is still nowhere to be found, and life as bad as it is is actually better than death... So I'm actually even worse off now than I was before.
Well at least you have legs to get around on, now lets go pick up on underage chicks..
Truth...
Why did god even waste the materials to make me? My entire existence is cursed to perpetual disatisfaction and pain!! No peace shall ever come for me.
Peace and joy my friend are hidden away in the panties of 15 year old girls.... Now lets go check out that N'Sync concert...

 

by JediKiller
4-07-02
Well, I lost my job today, so I'm going to be homeless soon, God why do you constantly punish me?? What did I ever do to you
Hahah you incompetent moron, you could always sell your kidneys..
Sell my kidney's huh, well I don't really drink, or do drugs they should still be pretty healthy... hmmm I wonder what I could get for em..
Yeah I'll even do the cutting for you, and I won't charge more than 50%
Well I guess its all I can do right now... my situation is pretty desparate..
Great lets go to the bank, I just got my disability check I'll buy you some donuts..

 

by JediKiller
4-07-02
What hey check out this pamphlet.... So Your Desparate For Cash and Kidneys Are All You have... Well it says here they will purchase my kidney for $10,000... Sounds nice
Well its a good thing you're not trying to sell your brain, or body seeing as how you can't keep a job, in fact its ironic you're giving up your kidneys taking a piss is just about all you do well...
Why have you always got to be such a dickhead Benny! I'm in a shitty situation right now and could use a good friend...
I can think of something else you need, but I don't have any legs...
Well screw you too asshole, the doctor just called me in now, so wait here,, Oh thats right legless you have no choice...
Oh yah well see if you can sell your dick too, You never use it anyways..

 

by JediKiller
4-07-02
Ok so if you're ready for the surgury just go ahead and sign on that document..
What is all this extra stuff about lungs? legs, balls, and toes?
Oh thats just legal mumbo jumbo, we use the same form for all surgury types, just sign it...
Oh well Ok, I mean I guess I don't have anything left to lose...
Oh yes so come this way my little bitch... Oh I mean patient... hehehehe
I wonder if benny is ok...

 

by JediKiller
4-07-02
That little prick, making fun of my disfigurement... Oh well wait till he finds out the little arangement I worked out with the doctor... hehehe
Excuse me you wouldn't know where to get any crack would you?
Crack? Yeah I got some crack just let me bend over, HAHAHAHAH
You fucking asshole, I'm an addict why would you fuck with me like that...
Dude, you're a bug, be thankful I didn't just squish you...
Oh well, yeah I guess when you put it like that...

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