waiting for destiny

Author: JediKiller

Date: April 7, 2002

by JediKiller
4-07-02
What hey check out this pamphlet.... So Your Desparate For Cash and Kidneys Are All You have... Well it says here they will purchase my kidney for $10,000... Sounds nice
Well its a good thing you're not trying to sell your brain, or body seeing as how you can't keep a job, in fact its ironic you're giving up your kidneys taking a piss is just about all you do well...
Why have you always got to be such a dickhead Benny! I'm in a shitty situation right now and could use a good friend...
I can think of something else you need, but I don't have any legs...
Well screw you too asshole, the doctor just called me in now, so wait here,, Oh thats right legless you have no choice...
Oh yah well see if you can sell your dick too, You never use it anyways..