My second try

Author: JediKiller

Date: April 5, 2002

by JediKiller
4-05-02
Benny, what is this Letter from the Horny grandmother assoc.
I thought maybe I'd help you get a date, seeing as how your bed never gets any action..
Why are you always pulling this crap on me, don't you realize what it does to me???
Yeah hopefully you'll finally finish the suicide job you're always talking about
I will one of these days, you just wait asshole! Then you wont have me to pick on anymore
Are you gonna eat that?