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by Jelly21
7-31-05
... so I told the bitch "If you want me huge ass dick in your asshole, you better be willing to lick the shit off of it after".
Then what did she say?
She told me something about her hemeroids.
... She has hemeroids?
Fuck yes she does! The worst ever! The iche her so bad that she's got this cream she rubs on it every 5 minutes.
Yeah... well... I got to go wash the cum stains out of the pants that I am not wearing right now. See ya, mister!

 

by Jelly21
7-31-05
Sara, I just killed you mother for being a complete bitch.
No! Whaaaaa! I want my mommy!! Whaaaa whaaa!
Shut up, slut! Now stop bitching and go to your room. Daddy is gonna ram his penis up your butt and between your cheeks if you continue to bitch!
But... *sniff*... but *sniff* Mommy's dead! Whaaaaa! Whaaaaa!
That's it! Go to your room, slut.
But my vagina is still swollen from yesterday.

 

by Jelly21
8-01-05
Hey Tom! Are you still coming over tonight!
Well, I was talking with my wife and... she doesn't want you by are family.
Huh? She doesn't like me? Did I do something wrong?
No! No! No! It's not you... it's the fact that people see us with you. See, we have human beings coming over tonight and we are going to be doing human being stuff...
... so please just stay away from our house, our kids, and... our dog. See ya.

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