Bitch Got Hemeroids

Author: Jelly21

Date: July 31, 2005

by Jelly21
7-31-05
... so I told the bitch "If you want me huge ass dick in your asshole, you better be willing to lick the shit off of it after".
Then what did she say?
She told me something about her hemeroids.
... She has hemeroids?
Fuck yes she does! The worst ever! The iche her so bad that she's got this cream she rubs on it every 5 minutes.
Yeah... well... I got to go wash the cum stains out of the pants that I am not wearing right now. See ya, mister!