Christ has e-mails (3)

Author: JesusVSGod

Date: March 14, 2003

by JesusVSGod
3-14-03
Der Jesus, hi i like god, i need anser, i it ok if prest toch my danger zone? Love, Mark, age 5
... You're Catholic, right?
Listen buddy, call the cops, I'm not coming back for about 9 years anyway. Oh, and don't worry about God anymore, only Cristians go to heaven.