Christ has e-mails (5)

Author: JesusVSGod

Date: March 14, 2003

by JesusVSGod
3-14-03
Dear Jesus, Electricity is evil. Your son, Jed.
... Okay, first off who the hell are you to tell me what is and isn't evil? I'm god I deserve respect me dammit!
Oh, and electricity isn't evil jack-off, AOL is.