Christ has e-mails (10)

Author: JesusVSGod

Date: March 15, 2003

by JesusVSGod
3-15-03
Jesus, why do you hate me? Yours truly, J. Redford.
I don't hate you. Your parents hate you, your dog hates you, the kids at school hate you, your best friend hates you... I'm just the guy that decides if you go to hell or heaven.
...... Hell, by the way.