Christ has e-mails (17)

Author: JesusVSGod

Date: July 14, 2003

by JesusVSGod
7-14-03
Jesus must take a new form when on earth...
You, know... I thought it was strange when I got a call from "Jesus" But now I know this is bullshit.
I am Jesus.
Then why do you look like Brad Pitt from all those agsty films?
HOLY DANCING MILKTRUCKS!!1
The first rule of Jesus Club is you do not ask questions.
plz maek luv 2 me