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| I had a fortune cookie yesterday that read "Outlook not so good." | |
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| Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway. | |
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| People say Microsoft paid 14M$ for using the Rolling Stones song 'Start me up' in their commercials. | |
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| This is wrong. Microsoft paid 14M$ for only part of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line 'You'll make a grown man cry'. | |
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| I asked about an operating system for my new machine and everyone is telling me "Microsoft is the answer". | |
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| Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. "No" is the answer. | |
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