Your choice will define you

Author: JimBT200

Date: May 11, 2014

by JimBT200
5-11-14
Apple's "Siri"
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The woodchuck, aka gopher, groundhog or land beaver may have helped provide the type of wood used by Noah to build the Ark (Heb. gofer, most likely Cypress), resulting in 42 cords of wood.
Google's "Google Now"
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
42 cords of wood.
Microsoft's "Cortana"
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
You ask that stupid question again and I'll have Master Chief bury you in 5,376 cubic feet of Cypress, all neatly stacked of course.