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| In (C) - You shoot yourself in the foot. | |
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| In (COBOL) - USE ing a COLT 45 HANDGUN , AIM gun at LEG.FOOT , THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE . THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER . CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied. | |
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| In (PERL) -You stab yourself in the foot with a knife or pick up a gun and load it. The gun and your foot grow huge, the world slows down, the gun fires. It makes a tiny hole which you don't feel. | |
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| In (SQL) - You cut your foot off, send it out to a service bureau and when it returns, it has a hole in it but will no longer fit the attachment at the end of your leg. | |
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| In (SH) -You can't remember the syntax for anything, so you spend five hours reading manual pages, then your foot falls asleep. You shoot the computer and switch to (C). | |
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| Everone shoots themselves in the foot from time to time. Just remember not to reload the gun. | |
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