It's not always like you think

Author: JimBT200

Date: June 1, 2014

by JimBT200
6-01-14
Hey, I need to talk with you.
What the? Who are you?
I'm your personal NSA agent. You are driving me crazy with your boring web surfing all day. Could you please read some news, a science journal, anything, even porn? Anything! You could try working.
This is an outrage! I'm not going to change a thing.
You are the most banal person in all existence. I can't take spying on you any more. I'm outta here.
Hey, can you get back my emails that I accidentally deleted?