Google wasn't kidding me

Author: JimBT200

Date: June 2, 2014

by JimBT200
6-02-14
Google, are you kidding me? You want to use my name and picture on ads?
But it's everyone's dream to be a consumer products spokesperson. Think of the influence you'll have as your friends see more and more relevant advertisements.
If it's everyone's dream, then why not make it an opt-in instead of an opt-out thing?
Your photo and our ads are a match made in heaven. It would be evil not to make everyone part of it by default. Just like Facebook does!
Well then I'm going to change my profile picture to a big steaming pile of poop! Put that in your ads, ha!
Perfect! I've been looking everywhere for someone to recommend septic tank pumpers!