Our clients are somewhat eccentric

Author: JimBT200

Date: June 7, 2014

by JimBT200
6-07-14
Okay, I'm going to send a tech out to you tomorrow morning. Are there any access restrictions like dogs on the property, a locked fence, anything like that?
I think there might be zombies in the yard. Is that going to be a problem? I think she's also got a vampire stalking her that might be in her yard.
Don't worry. Our techs have everything they need on their truck. They'll have stakes and garlic, unless it's a Twilight-type vampire in which case they have whiskey and a Motorhead CD.
We want to thank you for putting our minds at ease. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow.
Our clients are somewhat eccentric.