Ferklempt

Author: JimBT200

Date: July 4, 2014

by JimBT200
7-04-14
I don't know if you know this but they are now selling Kosher computers (Made in Israel) called DELLSHALOM. They are selling at such a good price that I bought one. Mine arrived yesterday.
Instead of giving him a "General Protection Fault" error, I now display "Ferklempt." I also shut down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
The "Start" button has been replaced with a "Let's go!! I'm not getting any younger!" button.
And when I run "scandisk", I prompt him with a "You want I should fix this?" message.
When Spellcheck finds an error, the following message appears:
Is this the best you can do?