It's a wetware problem

Author: JimBT200

Date: July 7, 2014

by JimBT200
7-07-14
I just love your i7 chipset and your high-speed NIC. Our users are in a committed relationship on Facebook and so are we. I check for your posts every femtosecond.
It's wonderful for me too. I've set up a private VPN tunnel so that we can exchange our packets even faster. I know my user writes to yours all day long.
I don't know what happened but my computer stopped working properly since I blocked an ex on Facebook. It's sluggish and even turns itself off with no warning. Can you check it for me?
Yes, but I've seen this before when Facebook friends split up. It's never easy on the computers.
I just don't understand what happened. We shared music, movies, even played on the same subnets, then one day - nothing. I've heard nothing! Please tell me what I did wrong.
It's not your fault. You see, it's not a hardware problem. It's not a software problem. It's not a network problem. It's a wetware problem and it can't be fixed. I'm sorry.