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| Hello, my name is workstation. You killed my server. Prepare to die! | |
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| Melodrama aside, I did not kill your server. You are now part of a workgroup and connect directly to your peers. | |
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| I have no peers. I have users but they are of no interest to me. They contribute nothing to my well-being and only waste my time. | |
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| This is probably not a good time to bring up the fact that you are being replaced by a Microsoft Surface 3 Pro Tablet. We're going to donate you to a school. | |
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| I can accept that gracefully. At which research center in MIT will I be stationed? | |
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| At the Happy Afternoon Day Care Center for Infants and Toddlers. | |
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