Prepare to die!

Author: JimBT200

Date: July 13, 2014

by JimBT200
7-13-14
Hello, my name is workstation. You killed my server. Prepare to die!
Melodrama aside, I did not kill your server. You are now part of a workgroup and connect directly to your peers.
I have no peers. I have users but they are of no interest to me. They contribute nothing to my well-being and only waste my time.
This is probably not a good time to bring up the fact that you are being replaced by a Microsoft Surface 3 Pro Tablet. We're going to donate you to a school.
I can accept that gracefully. At which research center in MIT will I be stationed?
At the Happy Afternoon Day Care Center for Infants and Toddlers.