You're welcome

Author: JimBT200

Date: July 24, 2014

by JimBT200
7-24-14
That first step off your high horse is going to be a bitch, honey, so tuck and roll.
You smell like drama and a headache. Please get away from me.
You play the victim so well I'm surprised you don't carry around your own body chalk.
Sometimes I look across the office at you and think "It must be wonderful coming to work and being completely useless."
No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck all the way from over here.
Just in case you need to use some of these for yourself, we collect them for you. You're welcome.