Something they knew but you didn't

Author: JimBT200

Date: August 27, 2014

by JimBT200
8-27-14
My human is broken. I need some quick IT Pet Support. Do you know anyone reliable?
We always go to Beck Pet Support. They have Beagles, Boxers, Dobermans and more on staff. They all work for a cool cat whose name is Henry Rasputin Nerd. He's a Russian Blue they just call Nerd.
Nerd, my human is broken. Something about "fasting" before some kind of test tomorrow. I need to know which button to push to make him pour food in the bowl and give me some cream to lick.
Humans aren't sophisticated enough to program, but easy to control. Go to your bowl and start mewing. Alternate that with high-pitched wailing. When they come to see, lay on your side and whine softy.
Mew. Mew. Mmmeeewwww. WAIL! WWAAIILLLLL! whine.
Oh, alright. I guess it won't hurt to give you a little something. And by the look of you maybe a nice bowl of fresh cream.