Well, for Carol Burnett

Author: JimBT200

Date: September 15, 2014

by JimBT200
9-15-14
No, I cannot connect an HDMI to you. You can barely support 262.5 lines per field, 2 fields per frame and 30 frames per second. You have to retire.
It's you and your evil tech gods who plan our obsolescence. There is nothing wrong with me.
Flat Panel displays are also being replaced with 3840x2160 4k displays that rival the best the human eye can see.
You just proved my point.
I'll find you a nice home with the elderly and you can still - wait - whoa! What are you doing here?
The TV was really mad. If I erase you he'll let me watch some old Carol Burnett VHS tapes with him.