Who is Peter Shale and why am I not him?

Author: JimBT200

Date: September 22, 2014

by JimBT200
9-22-14
I see you're accused of trying to steal the identity of Peter Shale. Will you show me some ID please?
No, Officer, I am Peter Shale. I'm the one who called you because someone is trying to steal my identity online.
If you won't produce your ID I'm going to have to bring you in.
That is my ID. I handed you my ID showing that my name is Peter Shale.
That's the identity of the person who called us about having their identity stolen. I'm going to have to take you in.
This does not bode well for my trying to protect my online identity.