Poor little thing

Author: JimBT200

Date: September 26, 2014

by JimBT200
9-26-14
I heard your iPhone 6 Plus bent pretty badly yesterday. What happened?
It was my own fault. I weigh too much and as a good Apple Acolyte I should have lost weight before carrying the iPhone 6 Plus in my pocket.
I heard that it bent while in your right front pocket, not in your back pocket and that it wouldn't bend back.
I am overweight and my girth may have been a bit much for the poor little thing.
I heard that it's not little at all. In fact, I understand it won't quite fit into a laptop bag without bending a little.
I'd disconnect him from the internet but the problem is that he's right way more often than he's not.