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| I heard your iPhone 6 Plus bent pretty badly yesterday. What happened? | |
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| It was my own fault. I weigh too much and as a good Apple Acolyte I should have lost weight before carrying the iPhone 6 Plus in my pocket. | |
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| I heard that it bent while in your right front pocket, not in your back pocket and that it wouldn't bend back. | |
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| I am overweight and my girth may have been a bit much for the poor little thing. | |
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| I heard that it's not little at all. In fact, I understand it won't quite fit into a laptop bag without bending a little. | |
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| I'd disconnect him from the internet but the problem is that he's right way more often than he's not. | |
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