Everyone is worried about Ebola

Author: JimBT200

Date: October 4, 2014

by JimBT200
10-04-14
Wait a minute, wabbit. Why do you have a gun?
I'm checking for Ebola. If anyone with Ebola comes near me I'll shoot 'em.
But I'm the hunter. I'm supposed to be the one with a gun. I don't understand how you got the gun in the first place.
I stole it from your truck's gun rack. I have to make sure I protect myself from Ebola. How do you know you don't have Ebola?
I haven't come into contact with any bodily fluids from anyone who has been to a country that has an Ebola outbreak. When can I have that gun back?
I'm going to call Medicine Sans Frontieres and see if they have any information on you. I'll let you know about the gun later. Have you been to Dallas lately?