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| A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, and 1/3 waiting. | |
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| Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies. | |
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| Every program has two purposes — one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t. | |
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| Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code. | |
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| Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. | |
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| Don't ask too many people for suggestions for the strip on the same day. | |
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