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| So my Art Teacher told me to paint something on the canvas behind me and then when I did, he gave me a "D". | |
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| She told him she painted a cow eating grass in a field. When he asked where the grass was, she told him the cow ate all of it. | |
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| So then he asked me where the cow was. | |
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| And she told him that the cow left because he had eaten all the grass. Teacher was not amused but we all thought it was great. | |
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| He gave me a "D" instead of an "F" because he said I made him imagine my painting in his mind with the cow wandering off. | |
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| Don't look at me. They're a figment of your imagination. And the cow's wandering around there on the left side of your screen. | |
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