Sean Connery's Secrets of Romance.

Author: JimmyHollywood

Date: April 11, 2002

by JimmyHollywood
4-11-02
Uhhh...
Uhm, excuse me, Sean Connery? I'm Brad Pitt.
Uhhh...
Look, I've been having some relationship problems. I wonder if I could ask you for some advice... what's your secret to success with women?
I've got a huge cock.
Holy shit, dude. Your cock is huge!