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| Hi Julia Roberts. I'm Dean Haglund of X-Files fame. Would you go out with me? | |
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| Didn't you have a spinoff series that was cancelled after 3 episodes? | |
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| No, you're thinking of Tom Braidwood. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd like to go out for dinner, or drinks, or maybe... | |
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| Yeah, it was called The Lone Horsemen or something. | |
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| Gunmen. -- no -- I mean -- Uhhh... look, I'm the last guy in Hollywood that Gwyneth Paltrow hasn't given herpes to. So what do you say? | |
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| Put a bag over your head and don't touch my tits. | |
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