Under the Knife pt 2

Author: JimmyHollywood

Date: April 12, 2002

by JimmyHollywood
4-12-02
In the office of Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon...
You've turned me into a freak.
Don't vorry Mistah Chackson, ve are only half done. Vhen ve haf finished ze treatments, your skin will be ze fairest on earth.
I want to go home.
Nonsense, Mistah Chackson. All vill be vell.
Okay. When you've fixed my face, can you give me six penises?
Haf you considered ze possibility zat a plastic surgeon might not be ze only doctor you need to see?