What ever happened to...

Author: JimmyHollywood

Date: April 26, 2002

by JimmyHollywood
4-26-02
...Gary Coleman?
Whoa!... you're like... Gary Coleman! Whoa... I'm Keanu Reeves...
Yeah, so what?
I used to, like, watch Diff'rent Strokes all the time! Say something cute, Arnold!
Shut up, bitch. I'm a security guard now. I ain't gotta do nothin'. My residual cheques are 35¢ a week. I don't owe you shit!
Whoa. Hey, I think I can hook you up with another Orkin commercial.
Whatchoo talkin' bout, Keanu?