All comics by Joeybrooklyn

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Mooky = socially inept as a person but always a friend
Mike H. = is a self proclaimed ladies man, who actually does damn well with them
Joey = the creator, is tthe one most look to in a jam but is always the one trying to throw a wrench in the works.
Lucien = Short great guy who always has tthe best eye candy and always pays for it.

More characters to follow...

Luciens deadly search for answers

by Joeybrooklyn
3-09-05

Lucien wants to know why Guys always pick fights with him so he asks Handsome Mike H. ....


	Hey Mike, Why do ah* always seem to find me?


	First off, Don't I look great, hair included? To answer your question...You're an Ah** magnet!

Still unable to understand he searches out his friend Joey, who has battled alongside him and may understand him better. ....


	Alesci, it's not me is it?


	Absolutely not!, however while girls are charmed by your lack of humility, guys who see you successful with girls wanna take your head off for it

Finally he decides to go out and let "what will be, will be" be his motto, however as always He never see's it coming...


	Wow i am really insulted by his lack of morals but i want to go out with him becuz of his confidence, too bad my D-lineman BF caught his scent.


	Yeah i know, I really want to make love to him when he makes that mating call, but myKung-Fu BF will have none of that. He heard him a block down and said "I dunno why but i have to kill it!"

Mike H's 100% hit rate at BarNone

by Joeybrooklyn
3-09-05

Mike H at BarNone for less than 30 seconds


	Hi i like Kamikazes and have a 6-pack


	well i'm from seattle so.... Why dont we go have sex in the bathroom?

Mike H. In general and my secret Loathing for him (jk mikey)


	God i love being me! but I feel bad formyself sometimes evn though i do better than Joey with girls when we go out


	OH C'MON!!!! I really can't fucking STAND THIS SHIT!

However i know the kryptonite to this Narcississt bastard!.......


	walking away!!!!!!!! walking away!!!!!


	Hey i'm from Brooklyn too. Where in?

Mooky Finally gets his Woah-Man

by Joeybrooklyn
3-10-05

we find Mooky in a dark Secluded section of BarNone, mulling over his Dating/relationship life, or lack thereof


	God i wish a Warren Sapp-ish woman would approach me one day. we could play hide the salami,and "who's the man" like real couples do...


	i wish i could find a white boy, who was moderately neurotic and would let me be the WOman in the relationship

Remember Folks this is the same Mooky from the other comics you read.


	And i wish they enjoyed dancing 20 feet away like the Puritans when they came to this great land.


	could it be?... somone who shares my view of intamacy...

After 2 weeks of dating, Warren Sapp proposes marriage to a commitment frightened mooky who uses up all his quoteable material in 4.23 seconds


	JEEEEZUSSS CHRIST!!!! SONOFABITCH CONFEDERATE, KKK, KRAUTEATING...yes i'll marry you KNOWWHATIMEAN!


	I've waited all my life to marry a black"white man" like you.

Joey meets his 3064th "DreamGirl"

by Joeybrooklyn
3-10-05

We find Joey talking to an attractive woman outside BarNone


	i love to play every sport under the sun, and when i was younger everyone used to say i was either a Tomboy or a Dyke


	Wow!

Joey has fallen for these kind of Girls before but just never seems to learn his lesson...


	Then when i got to college i became a closet lesbian and liked to play on the Boys teams in sports liike wrestling and Rugby and hockey.


	God i want to both wrestle her and bang her at the same time!!!!

And so Joey enters one more night of Pleasure/Pain


	Now hot as i am i find i just want someone i can beat the living crap out of whenever i feel like it... So buy me a drink or i'll make you my bitch!


	*You had me at hello ___ sniffle___ you had me at hello....*

The Paranoia That is Mooky

by Joeybrooklyn
3-13-05

We find our Hero lost in a never winnable conversation with what is Mooky


	ya know you should really go talk to that girl over there and stop yappin about how Alesci lies and keeps setting u up for the "Big Fall"


	But CAN"T YOU SEE! He is collaborating with the grey aliens, and the Conferderate Nazi's of America! And all they do all day is think of ways to screw with my nightlife!

As usual he blames Alesci for the left wing conspriracy, the Hollywood conspiracy and the Missing left sock at the laudromat conspiracy.


	Do you even hear yourself? That girl has been licking her lips at you all night, she sent 2 drinks over, and now shes pointing to her crotch and and mouthing the words "It's Yours"


	Thats what they want me to think! That im safe when im really not, So they Pull the prank of all time on me! SONOFABITCH

And once again when he could 've had the time of his life he decides instead to peruse thoughts of an afterlife, that he's in way too much of a hurry to get to...


	yep now she's leaving and throwing you the finger, oh and also alesci called me and said that two chicks walked up to him again. Hes Nowhere near here and hopes you succeed to night. So way to go you


	the way i see it i have two options. Long walk off a short pier, or i baste myself in BBQ sauce and throw myself into a lion's den. Either way i get my rocks off... But I AINT A QUEER YA KNOW!

The Burning, Get some aloe vera...

by Joeybrooklyn
3-16-05

We cme across a discussion about Joey,


	i wonder why Joey uses the choir boy as his character. i mean doesnt he see the beatnik fully represents him.


	Maybe he secretly just wants to be fondled by priests! HAHAHA

Mooky tries to act innocent (Not that he ever is, or ever will be)


	Oh uh...hey Joe um.... how long you been standing there??


	Don't "hey Joe" me, you douchebag kangaroo. i just heard the whole thing. Ever been torched in a comic before?

And becuz in comic strip world Mooky will never die, Joey decides to have some fun with him


	Wow i Never knew he would burn so bright and so fast


	Neither did i, Go figure, he puts ice cream in his car but rubs Gasoline on himself every morning... Mook keep rolling...No not on the dry leaves!

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