Mooky Finally gets his Woah-Man

Author: Joeybrooklyn

Date: March 10, 2005

by Joeybrooklyn
3-10-05
we find Mooky in a dark Secluded section of BarNone, mulling over his Dating/relationship life, or lack thereof
God i wish a Warren Sapp-ish woman would approach me one day. we could play hide the salami,and "who's the man" like real couples do...
i wish i could find a white boy, who was moderately neurotic and would let me be the WOman in the relationship
Remember Folks this is the same Mooky from the other comics you read.
And i wish they enjoyed dancing 20 feet away like the Puritans when they came to this great land.
could it be?... somone who shares my view of intamacy...
After 2 weeks of dating, Warren Sapp proposes marriage to a commitment frightened mooky who uses up all his quoteable material in 4.23 seconds
JEEEEZUSSS CHRIST!!!! SONOFABITCH CONFEDERATE, KKK, KRAUTEATING...yes i'll marry you KNOWWHATIMEAN!
I've waited all my life to marry a black"white man" like you.