Nature's Candy by John_Thomas2-24-02 Hello little girl. Would you like a sweetie? No. My mum says never to talk to Paedophiles. Paedophiles ehh? Will in that case i'm NOT a Paedophile. You're not??? No. I'm a Pederest. Ohh. That's Ok then.
Religion Explained by John_Thomas2-24-02 Jesus why were you born in Jerusalem? Why weren't you born in someplace like Govan where you could really have done some good? Very simple really. There's NO Virgins in Govan
