Nature's Candy

Author: John_Thomas

Date: February 24, 2002

by John_Thomas
2-24-02
Hello little girl. Would you like a sweetie?
No. My mum says never to talk to Paedophiles.
Paedophiles ehh? Will in that case i'm NOT a Paedophile.
You're not???
No. I'm a Pederest.
Ohh. That's Ok then.