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Author: JohnnyPolite

Date: April 26, 2006

by JohnnyPolite
4-26-06
So, I was walking down Bank, right, and this guy totally tried to grab my ass... Well, I didn't feel or see anything, but I could just tell as I walked by that he wanted to, ya know? fuckin' homo.
... I, too, hate homosexuals. Perhaps sometime you and I can get together for some very heterosexual, totally straight, completely non-gay two-man bum sex?
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*whistle*