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| Hey dude. You can write, right? Help me out here. | |
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| I met this really hot chick. I figured the thing to do would be to write a letter to herexpressing my love and need to stick it in her. So, what's a good cunnilingus metaphor? "I will eat you like.." | |
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| If you have 'like,' it isn't a metaphor, it's a simile. It's a kind of metaphor, except metaphors aren't usually direct and obvious comparisons like that. A simile is like an ugly bastard metaphor. | |
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| ...You are doing the opposite of helping. | |
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| Whatever, dude. If you don't know the difference between a metaphor and a simile your letter probably sucks balls anyway. | |
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