Cat-A-Pult (origin story)

Author: JohnnyPolite

Date: May 4, 2006

by JohnnyPolite
5-04-06
So, I want to get a dog, but I'm not sure I'm ready for one. So went to the pet store to ask for advice, and you know what the dumb bitch at the counter suggested?
Lesbian make-out session?
No. She said maybe I could get a cat until I'm ready for a dog. Like, a practice animal. Isn't that an offensive idea?
Hmm... You wouldn't like my dog launcher then. Until I'm sure it's ready, I'm just using cats.
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..."Cat Sails Into Sun. Mroooooooooowr."