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| So, I want to get a dog, but I'm not sure I'm ready for one. So went to the pet store to ask for advice, and you know what the dumb bitch at the counter suggested? | |
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| Lesbian make-out session? | |
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| No. She said maybe I could get a cat until I'm ready for a dog. Like, a practice animal. Isn't that an offensive idea? | |
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| Hmm... You wouldn't like my dog launcher then. Until I'm sure it's ready, I'm just using cats. | |
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| ..."Cat Sails Into Sun. Mroooooooooowr." | |
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