FnR-S Chronicles (Part III): Eisner Can Never Read This

Author: JohnnyZero27

Date: March 29, 2005

by JohnnyZero27
3-29-05
So... You, uh, like working for Disney?
Let's just say Michael Eisner should be in court right next to Wacko Jacko...
Oh, my cogs and circuits... That bad?
You kiddin' me? He literally rapes kids harder than he rapes consumers figuratively. Though in his defense, the opium-laced chocolate syrup was a good idea.
Ah, hell... You know the drill, kids... My narratin' ass is going to Tijuana...
Your candor concerns me. Why doesn't the media know any of this?
Disney's got NDA agreements more confusing than Stephen Hawking freestyling. It's just easier to walk away.