(Witty title making fun of Lindsay Lohan goes here)

Author: JohnnyZero27

Date: March 29, 2005

by JohnnyZero27
3-29-05
HI! I'm Lindsay Lohan, star of... stuff... Like, um, what was I saying?
Alright, sister. Two things. First, kneel. Then, and this is key now, clamp yer yap!
Uhm, but you're a male of some sort. Don't you worship my very image?
Now, I want you to listen good. When you're an bitmap, you can't speak. Thus, I maintain hard-ons long enough to make screen wipes worth 12.95 a box!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, DAMMIT!
I'M SO AWKWARD!
Improper use of Family Guy quotes. That's a fifteen-yard penalty. Now "the Reaper" here is gonna help me show you why I'm called Vicious.