10 bucks a "pop"! Any takers?

Author: JohnnyZero27

Date: March 29, 2005

by JohnnyZero27
3-29-05
Lindsay Lohan?! What in the fuck are you doin' here?
I'm just trying to pimp my image, so that I can be a merchandised-out old whore.
What the fuck could you possibly do that would make me not want to liquify your face with a Weed Whacker?
I can suck the marrow out of a bone without taking it out of the limb.
To possibly be continued...
Hmm... We could make this into something very lucrative. Can you live in a closet?
A closet?! Holy shit, I used to live in a clothes hamper on set of the Parent Trap! Why do you think they hired me? I wouldn't leave!