It wouldn't be so funny if it hadn't actually happened...

Author: JohnnyZero27

Date: March 31, 2005

by JohnnyZero27
3-31-05
So... Rumsfeld really is an evil government experiment fueled by Jolt Cola and Pop Rocks... I wonder if...
**FLUSH** . . . **FLUSH** . . . **FLUSH** . . .
Austin? Did you shat and break the toilet again?
Y-Yes...
We need professional help...
Aw, dammit...
***FLUSH*** . . . That got it!