If it weren't true, would it really be any less funny?

Author: JohnnyZero27

Date: April 12, 2005

by JohnnyZero27
4-12-05
Have you moved in the past thirty-six hours?
Must find Emerald Dreamcatcher...
You're a damned idiot.
I owe my allegiance to Malfurion Stormrage, he will ruin you with his anger...
To be continued... (For 14.95 a month)
Did you say Malfurion? That's World of Warcraft jibba-jabba! Move the hell over, n00b!
I warn you, Mr. Chan, I am not a man to be tested...