Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is even more worthless.

Author: JohnnyZero27

Date: April 16, 2005

by JohnnyZero27
4-16-05
I'm so back... Whatcha gonna do now?
You are some kinda fuckin' lucky I just got off the clock, or I'd turn your face into a Jackson Pollock painting...
Vicious! Why are you always so mean to me?! I have ginormous jubblies!
So do pregnant rottweilers, doesn't mean I pick *them* up off the side of the road.
Meanwhile...
DEAD MEN TELLS NO TALES, SIRAH! SHIGA SHIGA DOOWOP!
What the hell are you on?!