The Insufferable Mister Cockney

Author: JohnnyZero27

Date: July 1, 2005

by JohnnyZero27
7-01-05
'Allo! Ahm Mistah Cockney! Ahm 'eer to make ah poke at stereotypical British folk!
Uhm... I really don't know what the hell to say to this...
Ah would like a wohm beeah, ah would!
I'm not a violent man, but I feel the need to uproot your head from the rest of your body.
Can anyone stop Senor Dickhip, I mean Mr. Cockney?!
Ah, that feels good. I don't think we'll have to worry about Monsieur Dickhip anymore...
Oy! 'Ats Cock-Ney! Git it roight!