This was the basis of my day today.

Author: JohnnyZero27

Date: October 22, 2005

by JohnnyZero27
10-22-05
Hi, welcome to Suncoast Motion Pictures, can I help you?
No, I go to School of the Arts, thus I have all knowledge regarding all movies stored in my patchouli ridden stink hive goatee.
I see... So... You're an elitist shitbag with an Oedipal complex.
No, I'm from Roanoke, actually.
I'm going to have to hurt you now, you do realize this, right?
Of course...