Altruism explained

Author: Johnny_Jenkins

Date: January 17, 2005

by Johnny_Jenkins
1-17-05
Based on a true story
"Dear Sir, I should be grateful if you'd provide some maths tuition for my innocent and naïve 21-year old daughter."
What a wonderful chance to develop a valuable and platonic teacher-student bond. Uh huh huh huh huh.
Fantasy
Hey. Wanna discuss being misunderstood, go and see Shellac and then take it from there?
If you insist...
Reality
Hello! I'm an ugly Christian!